sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

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#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

dex5m:

Because each one of them wasn’t sad enough.

undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

kouaoi:

WhEN yOuR OTP MAKES YOUr hEArt dO THE tinGLY TINgly

nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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You always stand up. - Sarah Rogers

Anonymous: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine: